Wiki_QA_PREVIEW__@@

This page is read only. You can view the source, but not change it. Ask your administrator if you think this is wrong.
To view this on the COS website, click here [[https://conventionofstates.com/news/please-define-the-definition-of-define|please-define-the-definition-of-define]]


----

====== Please Define the Definition of "Define" ======


"Woman" – Definition pending until biologists can be consulted (This parody of redefining words is not entirely unimaginable).


----

|Dateline: 2022, Washington, DC (not in a galaxy far, far away run by the Imperial Guards under the rule of the evil lord Darth Vader).\\ \\ In response to certain objections raised by various political organizations, lobbyists, and legislators attempting to justify their jobs, Joe Biden has enacted a new initiative to combat vocabulary deemed offensive, confusing, misleading, or "misinformationativeistic." \\  \\ To this end, a comprehensive list of terms and phrases that have been evaluated and redefined, and may be referenced below. Biden added a personal note at the beginning, but much of it was redacted for "security purposes": \\ \\ {{https://content.conventionofstates.com/cosaction-prod/public/content/images/58767/58767_original.png?682x334}}\\ \\ The following words and phrases are henceforth officially redefined as follows:\\  \\ Misinformationativeistic\\ Anything Biden says is not what he says. It is when he got lost on the White House lawn or trying to find the Easter Bunny or shaking hands with phantom donors which may cause distress to Barbara Streisand, Joy Behar or Joy Reid or anyone under the age of 32.\\  \\ Inflation\\ A stable economy.\\  \\ Border\\ A figment of one's imagination.\\ \\ Immigrant\\ Removed from the dictionary, as there is no such thing.\\  \\ Democracy\\ A free and fair governing system that is absolutely not self-destructive and fails every single time.\\  \\ Republic\\ The ruling government in the Star Wars prequel trilogy, but totally NOT of America. \\  \\ Constitution\\ You know...the thing.\\  \\ Woman\\ Definition pending until biologists can be consulted.\\  \\ Truintanationaevadepresure\\ A word that can be substituted for any other word.\\  \\ Vaccinated\\ Definition changes daily. Please consult your local congressman or Dr. Anthony Fauci's dog. Please note: certified health professionals are not reliable sources for this.  \\  \\ ANTIFA\\ An idea rooted in peace and harmony.\\  \\ Critical Race Theory\\ Standard school curriculum that has nothing to do with race.\\  \\ Semi-fascist\\ See: Republican\\  \\ Mother\\ Birthing person\\  \\ Father\\ Also a birthing person, depending on their current mood on any given day.\\  \\ Experts\\ All-knowing\\  \\ FBI\\ All-seeing\\  \\ Congress\\ All-powerful\\ \\ Elites\\ See: Experts\\ \\ Meghan Trainor\\ All about that bass.\\  \\ Kamala Harris\\ The President of the United States...occasionally.\\  \\ Jill Biden\\ The Vice President of the United States...occasionally.\\  \\ Climate Change\\ A global crisis that can be easily solved by giving all your money away.\\  \\ Taxes\\ A charitable, mandatory donation to the federal government, which is then funneled to Congress via Ukraine.\\  \\ America First\\ A nationalist, extremist group that harbors the dangerous and radical idea that America should succeed. \\  \\ Semi-Fascists\\ See: Extremists\\  \\ Extremists\\ Lying, dog-faced, pony soldiers who:\\ 1. want secure borders\\ 2. want honest elections\\ 3. didn't get vaccinated\\ 4. did get vaccinated, but not enough\\ 5. support the police\\ 6. don't support giving away billions in foreign aid\\ 7. don't support drag queen story hours for children\\ 8. want a say in their child's education\\ 9. exercise the right to bear arms\\ 10. want free speech\\ 11. aren't on Facebook\\ 12. don't trust government\\ 13. do trust government, but not enough\\ 14. don't vote along party lines\\ 15. self-govern\\ 16. want a say in their government\\ 17. don't want to be raided by the FBI in the middle of the night\\ 18. know history\\ 19. believe in God\\ 20. have faith in America\\  \\ We jest…but this parody of redefining words is not entirely unimaginable. The only solution to preserving our Republic is an Article V Convention of States to ensure measures like this are not enacted…EVER. \\ \\ > //"Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society."//\\ \\ > //John Adams//\\ \\ Learn more about Convention of States and volunteer to be part of THE SOLUTION that’s as big as the problem of a super-sized federal government. Share this with a friend.  \\ \\ 19 out of 34 states needed have passed the Convention of States Resolution. The Convention IS coming! Come along for the ride.\\ \\ #|PETITION_WIDGET{petition_tag:;coalition_id:;anedot_url:}|# \\ \\ > |
|


----

|  __Page Metadata__  ||
|Login Required to view?  |No                  |
|Created:                 |2022-09-27 18:38 GMT|
|Updated:                 |2022-09-28 18:17 GMT|
|Published:               |2022-09-28 06:00 GMT|
|Converted:               |2025-11-11 12:00 GMT|
|Change Author:           |Will Zwart          |
|Credit Author:           |                    |